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Tuesday, September 09, 2008

How To Screw You Ex

.... by tearing apart his/her photos!






The chief of UMNO Bukit Bendera has got himself in deep shit after making racist remarks against the Chinese. And he bullshited to the whole nation infront of their TV sets that, he is REPRESENTING the Malay community. How naive is that. Haha.

I've got Malay friends, Malay students, and also wonderful Malay colleagues... but none is behaving like him. WEIRD.

He launched some sweet attacks on Tan Sri Koh Tsu Koon, with his very own agenda. To seek revenge on a not-so-smooth relationships with his ex.

His application had violated the state law, that one cannot continue his/her job after serving as City Council for 4 terms. This guy begged to Dr.Koh like a kitten, to let him continue but, was refused. That is why his current fans torn Koh Tsu Koon photo into halves. Cool.

Let's see how YOU can do that like him too.




1. Get a chair if you're not tall enough to reach your Ex's photo. Take it DOWN!




2. Roar, "GRAAAHHHHH" like the kid in Tiger Biscuit Ads

3. Find the "Tear Here" Sign on your Ex's photo. Most "tear here" signs are located on the Middle of the side.

4. After tearing it apart, use your FINGERTIPS to hold it,to show him/her that its as disgusting as holding his/her underwear last time.

5. Grab it tight. This time with all your might and energy, grab it tight. You can as well burn it, and then dip it into a glass of water. The peak of the whole ceremony should be YOU DRINKING the mixture of the ashes of your ex's photo with the holy water.

If the techniques above do not help resolving your relationships issue, please KINDLY call either Azhar or Ahmad Ismail for more information.

C Guevara

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

for me, dont care so much. Cos anyhow Anwar will be the PM sooner or later. And then we'll see. For the mean time, Mr Ismail can keep on barking as he wishes.

reno_hao said...

The serotype of idiotic Malay leaders...maybe by doin so, guess how many virgins he can get in heaven? Let's countdown to the fall of BN...time for change.