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Friday, July 06, 2007


Updates on SMJK Jit Sin


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Argh.... Sorry everybody for such a long wait. I have been really busy recently even after the catastrophic exam. So, now is a post with some interesting updates on our school. Most of them are bad news. Please leave your comment by simply clicking on the "comment" icon at the bottom of the post.

SInce our school is well know for good discipline and well-behaved students, some serious matters like theft and peeping in the wash room might have never came across your mind. I believe that everyone including me would not expect to see such stupid things to happen in our school, but yea, these are the the truths.

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Internet Cafe 学生流连网咖

Hoi budak! Balik ke skolah!
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It was another great day for the "Cafe-wanderers" of Jit Sin; but not until the headmaster blocked the way out. According to many students whose classes are at the C block, about 30-40 Jit Sin Students from both morning and afternoon session were being led back to school in a beeline, with one's hands on the other's shoulder, exactly like POW(prisoner of war) . They were caught red-handed by a team of school admins in a raid at internet cafes near to school, after receiving phone calls from the local residents. Before moving further into other topics, what I can say about these students caught is that, they're really stupid. Skipping class and lying to your parents just for that few moments of fun at internet cafes? Pity. To misuse the trust of your parents is a really shameful thing to do. Whats more interesting is that, when the students were caught, the residents in the market nearby applauded, cheering for it.




Free Hair-Cut at School 免费理发 ~ 只限日新学生

Please pay some for a nice hair cut if you dont wanna have it free at our school.
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It sounds good right? FOC(free of charge) Yea it is. But if you ask me whether the "barbers" will do you a nice head or not, I'll say , I dont know. Haha. As promised by the headmaster earlier, we've got a spot check on our hair today. A major one. More than a hundred of students were given "free hair cut service" because their hairstyle does not "comply" with the school rule. Its pretty bad aint it? So, before you guys get the jackpot, please get your hair-cutting done somewhere outside the school, even if you have to pay for it. Yea, you've got to pay if you dont wanna get FOC hair cut at school. See? There is no free lunch in the world. Too bad huh? I predict that there will be another "hair hunting operation" in these few weeks.



Where is your calculator ? 计算机偷窃案



Bring it with you when you're not in class!


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This happened about one month agao, when a group of form six students complained to have lost their calculators when they were away from their class. More than five branded Casio calculators have been reported missing from that class. Some victims were in the sixth form librarary next to their class, and surprisingly found out that the bags they left in the class had been opened, and the class was ransacked before they entered. So, I hope all students especially to those who have to switch class frequently like the sixth formers will take good care of their valuables. Most importantly, dont leave anything worthy in the class without inspection.
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Voyuer! 怀疑有暴露狂在女厕所出没

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Hard to believe, but again, it happened in our school. This time is of course no more at places like lab or classrooms; its somewhere serious where we go doing "business". Well, right. A girl spotted a junior boy unzipped his pants in the girl's toilet. Unbelieveable? Believe it. It was a terrible encounter for the girl. I still cant make further assumptions as the girl hasnt testified the incident yet. Sources revealed that the victim has been approached by the admin to provide more useful details. Anyway, whether you have the intention or not, it is clearly NOT RIGHT for a boy to enter a ladies washroom;unzip the pants and show his "tiny" creature to girls. So girl,be careful. NEVER go to the toilet ALONE as stated in the school rules. Be accompanied all the time when you're in the washroom.



JSPO 日中铜管

JSPO : One of the best brass band in Malaysia


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And finally. FINALLY. One good thing about our school that we can be proud of in this post. I've seen our school's brass band ( SMJK Philharmonic Ochestra) performed during our weekly assembly this tuesday. They are now setting off for Kuala Lumpur for the national competition, in which its winner will be entitled to represent Malaysia to Europe to perform. As the Penang state champion, JSPO has shown its "true power" and determination to win back the national championship. One thing i can say about them; THEY ARE REALLY GOOD. The way the marched into the field, the steps that they made it so lively and interesting. Together with the themes they played, the patterns they made looked so impossible for a student's band. I truly hope that they will win it back for Jit SIn, for the first time. Jia You




C Guevara

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

nice updates. i heard abt the internet cafe raid from my teacher and my bro too. sad sad.

wah, if"tiny" then only cannot show hor? tsk tsk. scary xia. i was once held "captive" in the boys toilet by some siao prefect coz i saw them conducting spotcheck, scare i go inform the rest.

u kena potong rambut ah? i kena once, think in f4, nitemare..cant imagine how i survived. but ya, serves me rite for being hiao=p

so how was the singing comp?

Anonymous said...

The Naked Pianist won the third:P


quite surprised........ great competition from most of the contestants/


thanks lot housefly

Anonymous said...

hey CONGRADS!!! autograph pls=p

Anonymous said...

what?? still have internet cafe raid??? really stupid... fall for the same old trick twice?

Anonymous said...

*sign sign sign*

here you are housefly:P

lolz the Naked Pianist act like superstar

Shea Speare said...

I just love Jit Sin's performance in band! Unlike High School...zzz!

Haih...these days the generations are getting worst I can say. Seriously. No lies but the fact is there.

Anonymous said...

ermmm... no offense to anyone, but i shall say that jit sin is one of the best i've ever seen, .... and not even the band of keat hwa high school has impressed me that much. but too bad, just got the news from today's assembly that jitsin lost in the national competition last sunday. too bad.
According to HM today, many spectators on the spot thought jitsin will win at least the third placing.. but who knows everything ended up with just consolation prize.


really hope that there wasnt any bias in their judgements, i mean the panel.



anyhow, just keep it on. you guys can do the same good thing next time, or even better.

Martian said...

My friend's niece studies in SMK Catholic in Selangor, now thats a a school whose band is an annual contender for the national championship. She watched the battle tat day, and she said Jit sin still ok wor...

seems like you've won something??congratulations..^o^

And i think jit sin is ging downslope la.. the headmaster now is neville chamberlain la..constantly allowed himself being fooled by Hitler and made wrong decisions when the situtation was clear that war was inevitable...luckily i 'escaped'..haha

Anonymous said...

;yea.... smk chatholic in selangor.. i've heard some about their band coz i have two friends over there, and both of them are band members. They trained really hard for it every year... but too bad they've won none too. stay back during holidays, and they even have to spend their weekends practising.


perhaps i didnt notice our school band earlier, but their results might be really going downslope... but as i can see, they 've done their best also wor... too bad ;;;:P


lolz cant say too much about HM over here coz still have another few months to be under his reign, but what is obvious is that he is not as capable as that one before him,.... maybe because he has different approach towards the school admins.... lolz


oh yea , and also , another spot check was conducted last friday, which is exactly one week after the hair cutting session. A MAJOR spot check. They blocked the entrace to the whole C block, and one prefect was being placed near the staircase, checking EVERY students going in and out of the premise. terrible huh? luckily i was in the lab or else could have lost my liquid paper:P


damn i nearly got their photos while conducting spot check , but too bad N. Mandela was too afraid to loose his handphone:P

Anonymous said...

thanks martian, have got number three in school singing competition:P