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Friday, December 29, 2006

Once Again, Jit Sin Tops Penang
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Yes. It's confirmed that SMJK Jit Sin has once again achieved its climax when our school appeared to be the BEST school in Penang for the recently released PMR results. Compared to other SMJKs, Jit Sin has recorded a total number of 180 students with 8As, 130 students with 7As and 75 people for 6As results. The passing percentage for the whole school is 99.82%, in which the 8As achievers alone had filled up 31.75% of the total. This has already proven that the retirement of Hwong Seng(ex-headmaster of SMJK Jit Sin) does not effect the excellent tradition of Jit Sin in topping the chart of government exams every year.
Besides, two Indian PMR candidates have also marked their incredible results in our school when Sang Geeta and Shalini both scored 7As and 6As accordingly.

Just for extra information, the bellow are the list of the well-known schools in Penang, Perak and Kedah, with their respective results :
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SMJK Chung Ling Butterworth..........- 107 with 8As
Penang Chinese Girl School.................- 141 with 8As
SMJK Chung Ling Penang...................- 105 with 8As
SMJK Heng Ee.......................................- 27 with 8As
Chung Hua High School Penang..........- 20 with 8As
SMK Tunku Abdul Rahman(Jawi).....- 3 with 8As
SMJK Keat Hwa Kedah.......................- 135 with 8As
SMJK Hwa Lian....................................- 57 with 8As
SMJK Chio Min.....................................- 29 with 8As
SMJK Sin Min.......................................- 52 with 8As
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Well at last, I do really hope that Jit Sin will again stay on the top of the list for the coming up SPM and STPM results which will be released soon. For this year's exam candidates especially those who are going to sit for STPM in november, Jia You and Good Luck!
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C.Guevara

Monday, December 25, 2006

Hillarious Karangan ; Don't Try This In STPM !

To score well in exam, you need 80% of effort and hardwork and 10% of genius. And how about another 10% ?Well I've just spotted a few photos in the internet that are really really funny. Trust me, they are all about writing a good Karangan. I dont think this guy did get "A" for his karangan (essay), but for sure what he wrote for the title "Keluarga Saya" is a masterpiece of Malaysian Education nowadays. So, the remaining 10% you need not just in exam, but also in life is the SENSE OF HUMOUR!!!!!!!!

Because of the poor resolution of the original photos, I will copy the contents and post it together with the pictures.

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"Keluarga Saya"


Semua orang didunia ini ada keluarga. Keluarga ialah family dalam bahasa orang putih. Keluarga mempunyai ayah, ibu, Abang, kakak, adek, nenek, datuk, pakcik, makcik, dan etc, etc .




Pertama kali saya ingin memberi tahu bahawa semua orang didunia ini mempunyai keluarga yang aman damai dan tidak berperang tetapi ada juga yang tidak damai kerana mereka berperang.



Saya ingin menceritakan pula tentang keluarga saya. Saya mempunyai seorang ibu and dan ayah tetapi ibu saya kata dia pernah tidur dengan tiga orang lelaki di hotel ^ di mana dengan itu sah bahawa saya ini anak luar nikah kerana darah saya berlainan dengan ayah saya.....
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.....yang ada di rumah ini. Ayah tidak peduli bila ibu keluar denagn lelaki lain. Ibu pula tidak risau jika ayah tidak pulang kerumah walaupun hampir satu bulan.

Kakak dan abang saya tidak lagi bersekolah kerana mereka sudah berhenti. Kakak saya cantik seperti mirip wajah Marilyn Monroe yang sudah mati itu. Dia mati kerana terlanggar motokar datuk saya yang enjinnya berkuasa 500 cc. (Comment from the marking teacher : Ceritanya keluar daripada tajuk)

Abang saya handsome atau kacak seperti Amilabh Bachan atau Sunjay Dutt, kadang muka dia berubah seperti Aacapan bila dia baru bangun tidur. Bila dia habis mandi muka dia macam muka dia sendiri. Itulah kelebihan abang saya.

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Seterusnya saya menceritakan tentang adik saya. Walaupun saya tidak ada adik tetapi saya tipu kamu dengan mengatakan bahawa saya ada adik.


Demikianlah cerita tentang keluarga saya bahagia walaupun sebenarnya tidak. Sekian harap maklum.



Yang Ikhas:-
Bob

(Comment from the marking teacher : Dalam karangan biasa tidak perlu menggunakan bahasa diri ianya cuma untuk "surat lama")




The marks for this fabulous essay? 23% out of 100%.
*Clap Clap Clap*








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C. Guevara

Sunday, December 17, 2006

The Year 2006 Campfire - COOL ! ! !




Time : 8.00p.m. - 12.00a.m.
Date : 15th December 2006
Venue : SMJK Jit Sin staff's carpark , Assembly Hall

Guess what this time? It was on Friday when I first attended the so-called campfire in our school. It was actually the 7th Jamboree Camp Campfire, but was later changed to the 1st Anual Camp. What I can tell all of you here is that, the campfire was absolutely AMAZING!!!!!!! To feed your eyes and to satisfy your mind, I've taken some nice photos around the school campfire site. Enjoy !



Registration At Gate 3
This surprised me alot. Just as I was stepping into the school building through the only entrace which is gate 3, I was blocked by two Kadet Police in charge. I thought they wanted to chase me away but actually they were asking me to register my name as a visitor of the campfire. I was then given a visitor pass. The camp site was empty, and this is not I was expecting to see. However when I was led by Chun Keat to the area near gate five then only i realised how many people that have attended the Jamboree Camp Campfire. Truly Amazing.
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Everyone had to wear a visitor pass around their neck
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"Interesting" Performance by All Uniform Bodies - Part I


Yup. It was "interesting". I didnt watch all the presentations but I was like more on looking for old friends. I met a few of them, some were our schoolmates and surprisingly, I banged on Kang Kai. Remember this guy? He was our "guardian" during the assembly.He is a really good boy and in my memory he never caught anyone of us for having long fingernails :P:P:P I have to admit that the performance at first was really really boring and maybe its because the lack of participation of the audiences. While not wasting my time, I tried to get near to the campfire, to see what was that. Well those person in charge of the programme didnt seem to be really friendly and I was forced to go away before I was "barked". So, I had no choice but to gather around with our minority classmate Quan-Senn and also Chee Hui. After a small chat, i decided to escape from school because of extreme boredom. As I was trying to climb over the gate 5, a tall man-in-black(he wasnt wearing a black suit but his skin was almost dark as charcoal) blocked my way out. Damn. Planning to get a shortcut out had failed. Well before I got myself into the school building again, here I met some really funny guys with stone age outfit... yeeeeeeks! And also a shape-deformed Doraemon appeared infront of me...Geeezzzz =.="
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Demonstrating? Nah.

An Unknown stranger posing with our ex-class-guardian, Prefect Kang Kai.
The flame of campfire.
Warning : No Tresspasing. Tresspasers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
The Pre-historic outfit..... Hot !!!


Blush Blush Blush ........ Sudden Downpour !


Just a minute after I got under the roof, drops of rainwater started to hit the ground like bullets. Too bad, those guys needed to evacuate immediately to the plan-B campfire spot, which was the school assembly hall. Wahahahahaha..... The Doraemon was guided back to the building slowly because it couldnt even see its way out....The blue & white outfit was drenched with waters and try to have a look what happened to it later..(See Photos Below) WAHAHA....
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Someone sprained his leg accidentally during the hot dance.




Ming Ming posing with the drenched Doraemon !






Interesting Performance by All Uniform Bodies - Part II


And now lines of campfire members marched into the school hall and waited for the next order. Well I didnt really understand why the seniors like shouting and screaming to their juniors but I realised that maybe its their culture to make people "clear" enough to their message when the juniors were actually replying their seniors in the same manner! I just couldnt imagine how if i speak to my mom in that tone ! That was really freaking me out.:S Soon there started a session where teachers were evaluating the uniform bodies. You should have came and see what was really happening that time. They were like demonstrating on the roadside and suddenly the light went off. They swung their torchlight and some small lightings to get the judge's attention. I fear that might ran amok and gangbang me, but i was wrong. They were perfectly normal after that:D lol Anyway, I was really happy to see the new generation of young Malaysian to have the ability to lead more demonstrations towards our corrupted government in the future...... Next to this was another dance show by some uniform bodies. They were really nice and a group of topless guys stole my attention. Cool their bodies were coloured and there are some prehistoric drawings on it. And also, I want to give *STAR STAR STAR* rating to the performance of both Kadet Polis Lelaki and Wanita.
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Chun Keat and Chee Hui posing with ex-school mates.




Mr. Cheah Tim Tuck and Pn. Thesilla are evaluating the performance of each uniform body.




Argh.... The half-naked belly dancers.




Mr. Cheah Tim Tuck is passing over the trophy to the overall winner of 1st Annual Campfire, the Kadet Polis Lelaki.





Gosh I Was Crazy !

This was my first time watching the Jamboree Campfire show so I didnt feel that used to it. But soon after that, things got 360 degree turnover. Now the audience were invited to join the dance. I dont know what the real name for it but some people called it round dance. I was so indulged and the feeling wasnt something that I could depict in words or phrases. I had never experienced such occasion before and thus I never thought campfire as something fun. But things got really different when I became part of the activities. The dancing, singing and shouting are truly inspiring. Maybe this is what people call the "spirit" and I could feel that kind of forces that drove me into a crazy psycho. It was great! Together with me were Chee Hui, Chun Keat, Yivonne, Sharon, Yi Wern. We joined the Red Cresent colony and by that time I must say that everyone was really high. :P We put our hands on the shoulders of the person infront and ran around with weird patterns. I was really really enjoying my first time in the campfire.
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Chun Keat being in the "round dance"





The Emotional Ending

Well, after the dance, the MC was about to announce the winner of the Campfire Prize. Well of course Kadet Polis Lelaki won the overall prize, which is expected. I still can remember that KRS and Red Cresent Society both won prizes too. They were really good and I'm satisfy with the results. But this aint the best part of the whole drama. The emotional ending was actually took place when it was announced that the KAS (Kadet Alam Sekitar) was officially going to its end. This means that from now on there will be no more KAS in our school as a Uniform Body but just as an ordinary Persatuan. No more Campfire for them next year and the following years and no more marchings under the red hot sun with overwhelming spirits.These KAS members were wearing Orange Bands on their hands and some even tied it on the fore head to signify the cruel ending of their Uniform Body. Some of them led the KAS members to unite together for the one last time as team members, and some dropped their tears on each other's shoulders. It was so emotional then and I felt sad for them too although I am not a KAS member. Many other members of the campfire from other uniform bodies came forward to express their condolences. They were a really good and well-disciplined unit and they've had many gloriest moments as a member of SMJK JitSin. And now its all over for their efforts. Anyhow, for me, I can feel the inside and the helplessness inside everyone of the KAS member. They started as a team, and they ended it as a team too. They might not be able to work together as KAS member anymore, but the strength and the unseen spirit shall live forevermore.

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Dramatic Ending : KAS members are sobbing during their last gathering


Regardless of who you are and where you are from, the essence of being together is to experience the bittersweet moments together.






Heading Back

Just as I headed back to the registration site by the same path I got to the campfire site, many undefined feelings wrestled my mind. So many thing and images crossed my eyes in a second and perhaps the night was so meaningful to me. And it was.
C. Guevara

Friday, December 15, 2006

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Now Everyone Can Write !

Ever thought of expressing yourself in the public? A more private place to tell your stories? And now the great news is that the Blog owner has already agreed to allow all Bio One students to express your ideas and thoughts right here in this blog. What's more exciting is that now you can have your own new post in JitSin Express with your desired style. It's so convenient and easy to post up your very own articles as there are only three simple steps to get your article done :


E - Express yourself. Write or release your trueself in the paper. Reveal the truth without any fear. Or you can simply share with us your fantastic experience out there. This is the best chance you can have to share your thoughts together with our fellow classmates.

S - Semak. Remember to edit your work before passing it up to us at lighthousefly@hotmail.com . We offer FREE professional editing service too. So what you have to do is actually the writing part. And also as a reminder, the post can be either in Malay, Mandrin, Tamil or English. The more you write, the better your post would be.

H - Hantar lar... The next step for you toward your personal post in this blog is to send it. Send it to our email address and your job is done. Yes, its just that easy. Not impressed? Think again. It's truly impressive!



Be sure to grab this rare opportunity and it's up to you to decide on your own. Believe me, you couldnt afford to miss this chance. Just send us your articles, together with your name (Required), to lighthousefly@hotmail.com .


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C. Guevara

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Quick News On Jit Sin Express

* Breaking News *



He Fell With Pride And Honour

Sri Pentas II, Shah Alam, 5th December 2006 - He passed through the first round and the second round. And again he triumphed the odds that lied ahead. Although he has just failed to get into the top 24 in Project Superstar, Lee Chun Keat will always be remembered as the first person from SMJK Jit Sin who had successfully battled to the third round or the top 50 of the singing competition. Lee captivated the attentions of the panel judges on his first attempt to win the crowd and the same thing happened when he went into top 100 of Project Superstar. His talents are so amazing that even the crews of the Project Superstar recognised Lee as the potential winner of Project Superstar in the future. Yet, his short-lived singing experience had finally ended here today as he has failed to qualify to the top 24 elimination round. All of us believe that Lee had given out his best shot and at the meanwhile proving that his efforts all along have not been futile. Lee Chun Keat has created a brand new page of the Jit Sin's history as he becomes the first person to have reached into the final 100 of Project Superstar (which includes the girl contestants) in our school. Lets us not be disappointed by his failure to get through the next round, but to cheer for his will and determination of becoming the best of the bests.

From all L6B1 classmates , " Chun Keat, we're so proud of you ! ".


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