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Entering the Dark Age of Malaysia...

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Dear Friends,

In the year 2008, Malaysia is having it's 12th General Election. As many of you know that the General Elections takes place once every 5 years usually and then the Parliament will dissolve. BUT, the 12th General Election this year is actually brought forward one year from the so called "expiry date" of the Parliament. Why!? These are political issues that have been speculated by many and i personally have my own speculation, BUT we are not going to talk about it here.



AND THEN, on the 12th of February, news was out in the newspaper nationwide that the elections will not be held on the 13th February which was the date that many parties speculated that the Parliament will be dissolved on that day because the number 13 is Pak Lah's favourite number.. The claim in fact comes from Pak Lah. BUT the following day, on the 13th of February, Pak Lah dissolved the Parliament. Why!? (suspense...sensitive issues not going to be discussed here)



Ok,now on my point of views...



If you ask me,Is 2008 General Election a fair one? Definitely not.



I'll just give one example why. These days watching TV is so frustrating to me and I'm sure all of you feel the same way(unless you watch ASTRO or DVD movies only). As many of us can see, the media is so polluted with all Barisan Nasional advertisements. My bro got bored of it and actually counted and he found out that during the 5 minutes plus minus interlude between a particular Chinese drama, there are altogether 5advertisements out of 8 altogether, sometimes even more than 5. Haiz..



Firstly, I feel it is not fair to waste Malaysian's money by the government on advertisement for their own sake and profit. Their claim is always, Barisan Nasional is the best choice and BLAH BLAH BLAH. You know what, they don't have to make claims as if we Malaysians don't have eyes to see and ears to hear. We know that they only make promises and promises but only keep some of them and many are not done perfectly. If you guys notice, nice and sweet to hear promises happens only during elections. Why? To win the rakyat's heart la. Don't worry BN, we'll vote for the better party.



WHAT HAS GONE WRONG IN MALAYSIA AND TO MALAYSIA?



EDUCATION

Talking bout dirty politics in Malaysia(Politicians doing whatever they like for their own pleasure,benefit and to pujuk pujuk the rakyat), I tell you MALAYSIA is the only country in the whole wide world using EDUCATION as a lure to the rakyat to get VOTES. This is the main reason why Malaysia's education quality has fallen way poor compared to the older days. For example last year, just because elections is to be held on this year, the number of Jit Sin students who succeeded in the application of the JPA scholarship is as much as 30 or more compared to the year before which is only 3 students out of many whom had applied... You see, what a greater disgrace to the Malaysian education system where you see more and more students getting A's and even full A's in the UPSR, PMR and SPM. The numbers are myriad and that also means that the value of an A has fell greatly. What is the government trying to prove? Malaysian's are getting brighter as a result of their leadership??!! HNG! WAY NO! This only proves that the Malaysian education has lost its value, it's quality. See what a disaster they have generated just to pujuk the rakyat for votes. Come on...No use la! You government only make Malaysia worst. Look now at our local Universities. NONE IN TOP 100. You will be shock if I tell you the figure. University Malaya was ranked 89 in year 2004 to rank 246 in year 2008. University Sains Malaysia's ranking is 111 in 2004 and dropped to rank 309 this year. What a disgrace to us Malaysian just because of extreme poor management by our education system(Erm, you know la..it's the fault of the leader lor..who else?)



RECOGNITION

October 2007, Malaysia sent her very own first Astronaut to space. The primary aim and objective is to what?? I don't think you can guess it right because who sends people out to space to test whether Malaysian food is edible or not in space OR try to make teh tarik and roti canai? After many criticism, they included conducting an AIDS vaccine experiment on space see got what difference...And also to be known by the world la, gain recognition lo. (Because hor, where got country willing to fund billions of her own citizens money for a SPACE TOURIST??)

After honourable speeches and beautiful send away of our astronaut to space and receiving him back, please tell me hor, WHERE IS THE REPORT!!! YOU,Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor, CLAIMED ON TV THAT YOU HAVE WRITTEN DOWN ALL YOUR EXPERIENCES IN YOUR SO CALLED DIARY...WHERE IS IT!!!!!!!!!! You've wasted MALAYSIAN'S MONEY and you come back with NOTHING!!!!!!! I feel that after wasting our Income Tax money which can be made for other better usage YOU BETTER LET US MALAYSIAN's see your REPORT!

"Ahem,sorry for being loud just now, actually I'm very excited ma, space wo, how is it like I wanna know ma, I remembered I heard someone up there claimed that who knows one day we will end up living in space after the destuction of planet earth and your diary will be like a bible to us to teach us how to live in space, not meh?" lol..


I feel it's enough for this time... Tune in for more interesting updates.

Before I end, I would like to share with you readers on my personal favourite, a video actually, done by my favourite comedians... Allan Perera and Indi Nadarajah!






Election.. BLAH BLAH BLAH!





That's all for this time.Ciaoz!





N. Mandela

Friday, February 15, 2008

5 Useful Tips for CUTI CUTI MALAYSIA

Increasing number of foreign visitors during Visit Malaysia Year 2007; somemore voted the country with second most price competitive in Global Tourism. IT IS SOMETHING WE MALAYSIANS SHOULD BE PROUD OF.

So, in conjunction with the beautiful results for Tourism Malaysia, I would like to promote a list of VITAL TIPS OF VISITING MALAYSIA. *Applicable to foreigners only*

If you're living outside this country and would like to be a "successful" tourist to the majestic malaysia, there are a few FREE tips offered.


1. Bullet proof Kevlar vest is a must

"If you dont like, you can get out from Malaysia lar!" is a famous remark from our decent minister, targeting foreigner. I say he is a man of good manner to have said this, because if you're unlucky enough, you will get BOMBED. Do you think Al Qaeda terrorists are fierce enough? Nah. The Mongolian Actress is a proven example of foreigner to get bombed using a hand granade that is capable of bringing a 3 storey building to the ground as easy as farting out.


I think this one is not thick enough lar for ang moh.


2. Umbrella is a must

Malaysia is a land of hot tropical rain forest. Rain forest. Of course, the umbrella is not used as a door like some say they had to shit in that way in china. Well, trust me, you'll need it alot other than sheltering yourself under the rain. The newly built High Court of PutraJaya has SERIOUS leaking problem. The government quaters in KL have serious leaking problems. The newly renovated Parliament building has serious leaking problems. And you know what, according to our respected Member of parliaments, YB FongPoh Kuan leaks every month also you know? So what are you waiting for? Buy yourself an umbrella!
Ermm.. This type of umbrella is preferred. Can help trapping water on top of it.


3. Handbags? Carry it if you dare!

Anyone here knows what some malaysians do to the lady's handbags? Carry? nah. Hanging? your head lar. The popular term for it is to "snatch" lar. Snatch thieves snatching handbags from ladies happen so frequently that the Tua Kau in JB will just ask you to go home, instead of helping you to lodge a police report. Well, to me i'll not report it to balai also lar if i got snatched.. why ar? Feel lucky coz your head is not broken lar......



4. Kissing is prohibited - remember to bring along your marriage certificate

In a country where you need marriage certificate to stay in a same hotel room, never expect you guys and girls can kiss in the public ar...CHoi ChOi cHoI!.... According to Jabatan Agama Islam Selangor, kissing is an act of disgust and unlawful. Well, if you think this is awkward enough, please dont. You will know what does the word "awkward" when you read the last tips of today.


Q:Ever wondered why human sperms and eggs are not made to be visible by bare eyes?
A : This process MAY be prohibited by JAIS.

5. Do not die in malaysia, ever.

Especially for foreigners that carry the knighthood title "Sir" or even whoever that broke any world records like being the first to climb the Mount Everest, BEWARE. BE afraid. BE VERY AFRAID. If anything bad and unwanted tragic happens to you and you die in malaysia, instead of having your body transfered back to England, you might be buried in Malaysia with the tombstone reads :
Original name = George Bush , miraculously, he died as a muslim.

(additional news: an Islamic Shari'ah court ruled that Eng Gor, 74, also identified as Amir Gan Abdullah, was a Muslim and should be buried under Islamic rites. In fact, this guy never converted from his original religion to islam. Same fate with our Mount Everest Hero. Too Bad)



C Guevara

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Parliament Dissolved - A Time for Change or Remain the Same?

Abdullah Badawi has announced the dissolution of the Parliament of Malaysia one day after denying that he would do so. This news didnt really strike me with surprise; instead the fear inside of me for again being ruled under a racist government overshadowed me infront of the TV set.Government has always been preaching to his people to love their country, and hence have to vote for them. Threatening remarks like economy depletion and racial clash occuring after major win by the opposition parties has been their drugs to poison the people's mind, and which is so UNTRUE. Wonderful promises and propagandas will also be part of the effort to blind the voter's eyes with once-every-five-years sweets. I'm so tired of being a victim of racist policies of this country, and I've always hoped to vote for a change, instead of keeping the rotten fish in my beloved land of Malaysia.

Vote Wisely, Vote for A Change.



Vote smart.......smarte......SMARTER!



C Guevara

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Pirated DVDs and a Rakyat



I'm sure most of us here used to or are still buying some cheap pirated DVDs. Am I right? Especially the quality product of DVD from HongKong Videos even though they're pirated.
Dun blame me for buying pirated ones instead of getting myself an original one, and dont ask me why I rarely watch movies in the cinema.

Here I'll tell you why:

1.)Too expensive lar ! - one newly released movie in DVD cost more more than RM40. It is just NOT compatible with what the rakyat is earning their little living.A new blockbuster movie I can get in pasar malam cost me only RM5, which means I can watch 5 movies instead of just one.

2.)You'll have many wounds, bruises and CUTS - It is something that smash your mood and anticipation for newly released movie when you see the two couples in the film are about to kiss each other, and......... suddenly the scene jump to another unconnected part, eg: the couples are eating fish and chips.. - TOO MANY CENSORED PARTS

Har? Parrot pecking pun kena censored ar?

Anyhow, do not think that I enjoy pirated DVDs alot. We have our own dilemmas for watching pirated DVDs. AND WE ARE FORCED TO!
I created a poem to express my betul feelings for being an ordinary rakyat watching pirated DvDs.

*N.Mandela and I watched CJ7 which cost me 5ringgit after discount from the original price,6 ringgit a piece*


Nelson and I wanna watch CJ7 movie,

But then we have got no money,

Each person contribute two fifty,

To buy 1 five dollar punya DVD,

At first tengok banyak exciting,

But then halfway tengok sampai setengah mati,

Becoz DvD teruk punya kualiti,

Ada tangan, ada kepala dan juga kaki,

Bayang hitam terbang sana sini,

Blocking kita punya scenery,

Somemore got one stupid baby,

When movie climax cannot stop crying,

after 90 minutes we both lay dying,

tears running & pucuk mati.

Glossary: Mati pucuk in Malay means males fail to erect and penis coudnt get hardened.

An authentic poem and the voice of an ordinary rakyat. -C Guevara
Fabricated scene in a pirated dvd - the real irritations.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Chinese New Year Concert With C.K. Lee

~Musics and Songs with True enchantment~

A performer whose performance goes beyond mere entertainment : A printscreen of Lee during Ying Cun Ri at SMJK Jit Sin , from the youtube videos(Links available at the bottom of this post)

A Brief Introduction of CK Lee

* Full name : Lee Chun Keat
* Zodiac sign : Dragon
* Age : 19
* Recent Achievements : - Won Four Prizes in IntraSchool SInging Competition
- Participant of Project Superstar 2007
- Attended numerous stage performances
- Produced many original pieces of songs and musics
- Possessed great achievements in sports( Badminton State Player, skillful basketball player.. and et cetera )


Being the ex-student of SMJK Jit Sin was not the excuse to forget about his beloved high school, on the contrary, he spent an entrhalling day with all the juniors, captivated each and everyone of them. Just before he threw himself onto the stage which is anticipated by thousands pair of eyes, all the audiences; and even those who were standing near to the school hall could already hear the crowd chanting his name loud with passion......


Lee Chun Keat, who was also a member of the popular local band "LIVE STATION" agreed to spare his own holiday, to be with the family of Jit Sin during the Concert of Chinese New Year, also called Ying Chun Ri. He volunteered to present three wonderful songs to heat the atmosphere up to its boiling point, and obviously everyone including the school teachers were following his every tune and beats throughout his performance. His first song was "Cai Hong", followed by "Friends" and the last but not least,the classic.." Gong Xi Ni" .


I cant really express the fullest of the excitement we have had during Ying Chun Ri, but you can surely feel the heat by viewing the videos in the youtube links below.

WARNING : EXTREME LUMINOSITY OF EXCITEMENT MAY FOLLOW AFTER CLICKING ON THE LINKS BELOW.Enjoy!



Click here

CK LEE PRESENTING "FRIENDS" http://youtube.com/watch?v=h1v9gymhYPA



CK LEE PRESENTING "彩虹- Jay Chou" http://youtube.com/watch?v=CLEsEOlNUbY



CK LEE PRESENTING " 恭喜你" http://youtube.com/watch?v=R7O3BHFcaRs




C Guevara

Sunday, February 03, 2008

Attention Please, All Sixth Form Students...

Thanks to WenQian, I've learned that Puan Agnes want us to claim our own IDs from her at school, which is required in applying for local university. The following is the original message I received from WenQian. Thanks alot mate!



从星期一 ( 4 / 2 / 08 )开始, 2007年度毕业的中六生可以到辅导室向Puan Agnes拿登记进入大学的ID.请告诉老师您就读的班级,然后找出各自有注明ID的单据,找到后在名单上签个名就可以领取了.拿到ID后请到以下网站登记 :www.mohe.gov.my或www.emoe.gov.my从 星期一 ( 4 / 2 / 08 ) 开始以上网站将开放登记.Puan Agnes有交代我们最好可以在 4 / 2 / 08 的中午12点前亲自到辅导室领取,以免大家在不同的时间去辅导室找不到她.请通知您的朋友这个消息.谢谢!


*mohe = ministry of higher education
moe = ministry of education




C Guevara